Bogwabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing jellyfish.

Bogwabrot created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogwabrot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogwabrot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogwabrot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bogwabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.