Ominfebbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome horse.

Ominfebbog created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominfebbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ominfebbog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ominfebbog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ominfebbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never paint your hands turquoise.

3. Do not take Ominfebbog's name in vain.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Ominfebbog loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.