Dossbonfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional troll.

Dossbonfad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbonfad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dossbonfad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dossbonfad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dossbonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Run away if three geese approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about amino acids.