Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent hedgehog.

Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Cipmabtalquarttimgofmig loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.