Gedafdap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow rhinoceros.

Gedafdap created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gedafdap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedafdap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gedafdap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gedafdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gedafdap's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.