Ingcenbastmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate giraffe.

Ingcenbastmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Ingcenbastmeg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ingcenbastmeg, she will make you grow a tail.

Ingcenbastmeg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ingcenbastmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Run away from turquoise horses, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.