Hundotwig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage horse.

Hundotwig created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hundotwig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hundotwig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hundotwig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hundotwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.