Sadveenfatloppak is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered salamander.

Sadveenfatloppak created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadveenfatloppak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadveenfatloppak, he will remove you from existence.

Sadveenfatloppak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sadveenfatloppak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadveenfatloppak.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.