Megarnbit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate dryad.

Megarnbit created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Megarnbit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Megarnbit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Megarnbit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Megarnbit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Megarnbit loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Worship no other gods but Megarnbit.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.