Cidsidpak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fussy hydra.

Cidsidpak created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidsidpak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidsidpak, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cidsidpak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cidsidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Cidsidpak on top of important buildings.

5. Never mention eagles.