Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind spider.

Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pibcatlab Tettiinglogrotnull.