Bughadhak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited faun.

Bughadhak created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Bughadhak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bughadhak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bughadhak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bughadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Never feed apples to doves while wearing white skirts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.