Omtgovdun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable dragonfly.

Omtgovdun created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgovdun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtgovdun, he will curse you with boils.

Omtgovdun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Omtgovdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near otters.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never eat nuts.