Gofgut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental alligator.

Gofgut created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofgut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofgut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gofgut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gofgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Always help hamsters in need.