Tarpfadwap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic skunk.

Tarpfadwap created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpfadwap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarpfadwap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tarpfadwap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tarpfadwap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never wear gray dresses.