Rapkemdidlib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy ferret.

Rapkemdidlib created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Rapkemdidlib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rapkemdidlib, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rapkemdidlib's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rapkemdidlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink trousers.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Rapkemdidlib must be the most important thing in your life.