Vilcibnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Vilcibnutt created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vilcibnutt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilcibnutt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vilcibnutt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vilcibnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not kill mice.