Taflibmid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage wyvern.

Taflibmid created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Taflibmid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taflibmid, she will turn you into a rat.

Taflibmid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Taflibmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing purple scarves.