Zodarnsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, blissful lobster.

Zodarnsug created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zodarnsug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodarnsug, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zodarnsug's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zodarnsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help pigs in need.