Vogbunhig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring aardvark.

Vogbunhig created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbunhig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogbunhig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vogbunhig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vogbunhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. You must pray to Vogbunhig three times a day.