Dussighon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome centaur.

Dussighon created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussighon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussighon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dussighon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dussighon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dussighon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.