Vegjonbunnibnelhapfum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy monkey.

Vegjonbunnibnelhapfum created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegjonbunnibnelhapfum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegjonbunnibnelhapfum, he will not invite you to parties.

Vegjonbunnibnelhapfum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vegjonbunnibnelhapfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never talk about fire.