Sigdavhat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise troll.

Sigdavhat created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdavhat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sigdavhat, it will turn you into a dog.

Sigdavhat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sigdavhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.