Targar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud naga.

Targar created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Targar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Targar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Targar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Targar's name in vain.