Pophotcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental bear.

Pophotcam created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophotcam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pophotcam, it will turn you into a dog.

Pophotcam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pophotcam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Pophotcam first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.