Mifloopcussdinflig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Mifloopcussdinflig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifloopcussdinflig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifloopcussdinflig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mifloopcussdinflig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mifloopcussdinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.