Bodtimomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest faun.

Bodtimomt created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtimomt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodtimomt, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bodtimomt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bodtimomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never paint your arms gray.