Abyattflag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind fairy.

Abyattflag created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abyattflag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Abyattflag, it will cry a lot.

Abyattflag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Abyattflag's Holy Commandments

1. Abyattflag loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Abyattflag on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.