Lanlognurltarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind goblin.

Lanlognurltarg created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanlognurltarg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lanlognurltarg, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lanlognurltarg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lanlognurltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.