Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered dingo.

Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tarfidfum Zagdamgumjop on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.