Hubmobhat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate crow.

Hubmobhat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubmobhat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hubmobhat, she will torture you forever.

Hubmobhat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hubmobhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from orange porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Worship no other gods but Hubmobhat.