Motmumcum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow yak.

Motmumcum created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motmumcum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motmumcum, he will turn you into a tree.

Motmumcum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Motmumcum's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Never eat nuts.