Witbogtigrull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing hedgehog.

Witbogtigrull created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witbogtigrull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Witbogtigrull, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Witbogtigrull's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Witbogtigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Witbogtigrull.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Witbogtigrull.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.