Waddudcipster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless dove.

Waddudcipster created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Waddudcipster, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Waddudcipster, she will turn you into a rat.

Waddudcipster's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Waddudcipster's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never talk about cell theory.