Sabfligpig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical gnu.

Sabfligpig created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabfligpig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabfligpig, she will not care.

Sabfligpig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sabfligpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabfligpig.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.