Gedfligkip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow bear.

Gedfligkip created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedfligkip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedfligkip, she will turn you into a snail.

Gedfligkip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gedfligkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about ants.