Ontrulltim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet swan.

Ontrulltim created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontrulltim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ontrulltim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ontrulltim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ontrulltim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.