Zig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zig created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Zig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Zig's name in vain.

3. Zig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.