Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty coyote.

Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue whales, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban three times a day.

3. Do not take Ladbonkkap Migvagmapban's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.