Yikcutbed is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm crow.

Yikcutbed created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcutbed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikcutbed, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yikcutbed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yikcutbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear turquoise scarves.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.