Quillsinhottip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful narwhal.

Quillsinhottip created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsinhottip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quillsinhottip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quillsinhottip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quillsinhottip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from turquoise capybaras, for they are unholy.