Getnibvondod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced beaver.

Getnibvondod created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnibvondod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getnibvondod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Getnibvondod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Getnibvondod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never skip near great tits.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not hurt rats.