Butbomvan Jinquathub is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable hummingbird.

Butbomvan Jinquathub created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbomvan Jinquathub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Butbomvan Jinquathub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Butbomvan Jinquathub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Butbomvan Jinquathub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always obey Butbomvan Jinquathub's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Butbomvan Jinquathub on top of important buildings.