Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful toad.

Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Komortgub Fonmegkadcedtabyogbap on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.