Xemnartgar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable warg.

Xemnartgar created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemnartgar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xemnartgar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xemnartgar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Xemnartgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.