Nanxuckgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, smart lizard.

Nanxuckgeb created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanxuckgeb, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nanxuckgeb, she will not care at all.

Nanxuckgeb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nanxuckgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Nanxuckgeb on top of important buildings.