Rapkadrip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent hedgehog.

Rapkadrip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapkadrip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapkadrip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rapkadrip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rapkadrip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapkadrip.

2. Worship no other gods but Rapkadrip.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.