Bimdibkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent deer.

Bimdibkap created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Bimdibkap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimdibkap, he will turn you into a worm.

Bimdibkap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bimdibkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.