Bagwippit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud clam.

Bagwippit created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagwippit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bagwippit, it will make you grow a tail.

Bagwippit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bagwippit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagwippit.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Bagwippit's name in vain.