Femwonrip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful mongoose.

Femwonrip created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femwonrip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femwonrip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Femwonrip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Femwonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Femwonrip on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.